Good evening, Squidward!
Not so fast! You two little monsters aren't about to ruin my evening!
Oh, we're not here to ruin it, we're here to enhance it! Isn't that right, Pat?
Yeah, we're here--
[slams the door] Can't a hard working squid get a little TV time alone? [SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly on the couch with him] SpongeBob?! Patrick?! Oh, what's the point?
[While watching the Kelpy G show...]
Could you turn it up?
Uh, Squidward, could you turn it down a little?
Squidward, what's this about?
Squidward, how come he's so emotional?
Is he the bad guy?
Squidward?
Squidward?
Squidward?
Squidward?
Squidward?
Squidward?
Squidward?
THAT'S IT!!! All I wanted to do was watch some smooth jazz on public television, but apparently, that's not going to happen! Once again, I'm going to have to leave my own home, just to get some peace and quiet! Enjoy my TV! [scoffs; he exits, leaving SpongeBob and Patrick alone as if they don't know what happened]
Oh wait, I think I've seen this before! This part's funny!
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