Well, Smelly, here you are. Your new home. Oh, Smelly, this is going to be great. We'll be one big happy family. Let me show you around. Here's your bed, Smelly. [muffled whimpering from Smelly, who is actually Squidward covering himself with cement dirt by accident] Here's your food bowl.
And some kibble. [pours in some food]
You can live here forever and ever! [Squidward cries] Oh, look, Pat! He's crying tears of joy! Well, Smelly, there's one more family member you haven't met. [retrieves Gary] Smelly, meet Gary. [Gary sticks to Squidward] Aww, look at that Smelly, Gary likes you. [Gary screeches like a cat, as he recognized Squidward under the cement, and attacks him violently] Gary, no! [gets Gary off of Squidward] Gary!
[Gary hisses]
I don't think Gary likes Smelly.
Yeah, Gary's never attacked anyone like that, except Squidward.
[Ironically, Smelly is Squidward]
I guess Smelly can't live here.
Ah! He can come home with me.
That's a great idea, Patrick! You always wanted a pet. [Squidward tries to escape through the door but keeps falling down] Isn't that cute? Look how excited he is to get to your house! [opens door] Bye, Smelly, have fun at Patrick's!
[Squidward tries to get into his house but Patrick pulls him away]
No, no, Smelly. Squidward doesn't like pets.
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