SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 4
“That's No Lady” · Season 4
In this episode: Patrick (3), Abrasive SpongeBob (2), Squidward (1), Mr. Krabs (1)
[Scene opens to Patrick running around and giggling in the street]
Hey! [Patrick looks around confused] Hey, you there!
Who, me?
Yes, you! GET OUTTA TOWN!!!
[Patrick, shocked, runs away screaming; the business fish stands confused before another fish comes by]
Get outta town...! And take a vacation to beautiful Sunny Seashores Resort! Here ya go, sir. [shows a flier for a vacation]
But, Patrick, you can't go! Not like this! Who will go with me to the next jellyfisherman's expo?! [shows a picture of the two at one of the exposes]
It'll have to be one of your other chums 'cause my mind is set. [He and SpongeBob cry together]
OH, UNSET IT, PLEASE UNSET IT!!! [they cry even more. Patrick walks over to SpongeBob's kitchen with suitcase on it starts packing]
I guess I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go. [puts two pairs of SpongeBob's pants into the suitcase] My... clothes.
Umm, Patrick, those are my clothes.
[packs up a bunch of peanut butter] My peanut butter!
That's my peanut butter.
AND MY PICKLES!!! [stuffs a bunch of pickles into the suitcase and closes it, then falls on top of it sobbing]
I can't believe you're leaving, Patrick, WITH ALL MY PICKLES!!! [crying]
[heading for the door with the suitcase] It's the end of me being here.
Wait, stop! What about all our plans?! 8:00am - Wake up Patrick, 9:00am - Eat kelpo with Patrick, 10:00am - Brush teeth with Patrick, 1:00pm - Stare at Patrick! Who's gonna do all that with me?!
I'm sorry, there's no stopping the unstoppable. Patrick Star will live no more, forever... in Bikini Bottom.
[gets an idea] But... what if you weren't Patrick Star?
Oh, no. I'm not Patrick Star!?
You are Patrick Star, but you won't be for long.
Huh?
Say, don't I know you from somewhere?
NO!
Hmmm... that's it! Get outta town!
He's onto us!
I won't let you do it! You'll have to do something horrible to me before I let you throw Patrick out of town!
"Patrick"?!
You forgot your flyer. [hands them one of his flyers]
[reading flyer] "GET OUTTA TOWN! ...To beautiful Sunny Shore Resorts!" Look! This guy wasn't trying to run you out of town, he just wanted to sell you a luxury vacation at a modest price!
Well, I guess I don't need this disguise anymore.
[Rips off his disguise while everyone else is shocked]
Umm, I think I need to take a shower.
So, let me get this straight, uh, you're not a woman?
No.
Well then, you're fired. Uhh, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my office for, I dunno, the next 20 years or so.
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