Say, don't I know you from somewhere?
NO!
Hmmm... that's it! Get outta town!
He's onto us!
I won't let you do it! You'll have to do something horrible to me before I let you throw Patrick out of town!
"Patrick"?!
You forgot your flyer. [hands them one of his flyers]
[reading flyer] "GET OUTTA TOWN! ...To beautiful Sunny Shore Resorts!" Look! This guy wasn't trying to run you out of town, he just wanted to sell you a luxury vacation at a modest price!
Well, I guess I don't need this disguise anymore.
[Rips off his disguise while everyone else is shocked]
Umm, I think I need to take a shower.
So, let me get this straight, uh, you're not a woman?
No.
Well then, you're fired. Uhh, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my office for, I dunno, the next 20 years or so.
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