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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3

Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and others in “Mid-Life Crustacean”

You guys wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the aft! I'm going home! You guys ain't cool, you're lame!!

[gasps] Lame?

Lame! You're nerds, geeks, creeps and babies.

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

Not 'babies.' [suck their thumbs]

I may be old, but even an old bag of shells like me knows that you haven't suggested one cool thing all night. So good night to ya. [starts to leave]

I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.

The what?

I said I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.

Panty raid? [walks back to them] You're talkin' about girls, right? [pause] Girl girls?

Yeah.

And you're talking about raiding their dressers...for their underpants, right?

Oh, yeah.

Well, count me in. If this works, I'll take back what I said about you two bein' lame.

SPSpongeBob and Patrick

Not lame!

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