“My Pretty Seahorse” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob, your story has touched me heart. Believe it or not, I know what it's like to give up a best friend.

SpongeBob

You do?

I was five years old, and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar...loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.

SpongeBob

What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?

[sniffles] And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I SPENT IT ON A SODA!! [sobbing] My best friend! [crying]

Squidward

[sobs some more because of the onions again] What? Would you get out of here!

The point is, son, sometimes, you have to set things free even though it's hard. [points to Mystery] Look at her. She misses the great outdoors, the wide-open spaces, the rolling green pastures. The kitchen is no place for a live horse.

SpongeBob

Alright, Mr. Krabs, I understand.

Squidward

SpongeBob, where's my order?

SpongeBob

Did you look under the tray.

Squidward

Oh, no I didn't. Sorry. SpongeBob, could you just get my order?

SpongeBob

They vanished! Squidward, do you think the Krusty Krab is haunted? When will it come for me next? [panics] I gotta get out of here!

Squidward

Just get my order.

SpongeBob

You got it, Squidward. [laughs] Ghosts. [Mystery eats his Krusty Krab hat] Mystery, you ate my hat! [Mystery burps out his spatula, then SpongeBob gasps] Mystery, you ate my spatula! [no Krabby Patties] You ate all the Krabby Patties! [bitten stove] You ate the stove! [no one in the wheelchair] You ate Old Man Jenkins!

I don't want to be a burden.

Squidward

Folks, we have a minor situation going on in the kitchen.

Where's our food?

I’m so hungry!

This is my only lunch hour!

Where's Old Man Jenkins?!

SpongeBob

[very upset that Mystery left] Well, what are you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore? [cries, sees Patrick with a wooden board on his head] JUST GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID, DUMB ANIMAL! [cries harder]