SpongeBob, your story has touched me heart. Believe it or not, I know what it's like to give up a best friend.
You do?
I was five years old, and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar...loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.
What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?
[sniffles] And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I SPENT IT ON A SODA!! [sobbing] My best friend! [crying]
[sobs some more because of the onions again] What? Would you get out of here!
The point is, son, sometimes, you have to set things free even though it's hard. [points to Mystery] Look at her. She misses the great outdoors, the wide-open spaces, the rolling green pastures. The kitchen is no place for a live horse.
[Two customers spit out their patties]
Alright, Mr. Krabs, I understand.
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