[about SpongeBob, who has decided to go live in the wild] He took off his pants...
I'll give him a week.
I'll give him 11 minutes.
[on the verge of tears] Patrick Sad!
Here, Patrick, have a Krabby Patty! [whispers] There he is Patrick, say your line!
[reading script] Why, thank you, Sandy, I would love one. (Take patty.) [takes the patty] Too bad SpongeBob isn't here, these are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home! (Take...bite...) [tries to but can't] I can't do it! SpongeBob, come back!
Patrick, I'm not coming home.
I miss you! Sandy misses you! Even Squidward misses you!
[Cuts to Squidward at a party in his house dancing and cheering that SpongeBob is gone.]
Well, that's over. Back to jellyfish matters. [a drop of jelly lands on SpongeBob nose. He samples it] Mmm, jelly. [eats a lot of jelly as the jellyfish come back toward the hive] Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning! [jellyfish buzz into the hive] Greetings, comrades!
[The jellyfish repeatedly sting SpongeBob and he yells. SpongeBob climbs out of the hive with several bites yelling in pain and runs as the jellyfish keep stinging him.]
[Later, SpongeBob is walking home, back to Bikini Bottom, at night.]
Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. [says "Buzz" fourteen more times as he walks up to the Krusty Krab door with a "Closed" sign and sees a plate full of Krabby Patties on a table] Krabby Patties. Buzz. Buzz. [walks past Sandy's treedome, then he sniffles] Sandy. [still saying "Buzz," walks up to his pineapple] What have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up.
[SpongeBob opens the door. The light turns on. Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, and Gary are there to welcome him home.]
KPMr. Krabs, Patrick, and Sandy
Welcome home, SpongeBob! [Squidward blows a party blower]
You guys are the best! I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me!
Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty. [hands him a Krabby Patty]
Don't mind if I do. [eats it as Mr. Krabs places his Krusty Crew hat on his head]
And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning.
[salutes] Aye, aye, captain!
SpongeBob, do us all a favor. [hands SpongeBob his pants]
Don't mind if I do! [puts on his pants] Ta-dah. [hugs Squidward] Aww.
Okay, that's enough. [everyone else hugs SpongeBob and Squidward]
Meow.
Could we please stop this? [everyone except SpongeBob starts to feel something]
Patrick itchy! [everyone but SpongeBob starts to scratch themselves and crawl on the floor]
It is great to be home!
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