I had thought you would be my main competition Parker, but you will be lucky to make it to the starting line.
Don't forget Mike, the tortoise beat the hare.
In my country, we eat tortoises.
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[about Morbius]
Huh, what B-movie did he walk out of?
The Return of Dracula's Ego.
I go to sleep for one lousy day and I wake up in the Twilight Zone.
[as the Rhino is stealing money]
Hold it, horn-head, you didn't fill out a withdrawal slip!
Eat acid, Spider-Man!
Sorry, I'm on an acid-free diet!
[to Chameleon, disguised as Spider-Man]
Well, aren't you a handsome gent?
Back off, you pea-brained, uncoordinated, absurdly-dressed excuse for a man!
Who are you calling "absurdly-dressed"?!
You weren't born with your spider powers, were you?
No, I won them on a quiz show.
[looking at a computer scan]
Amazing! These patterns imply Neogenics involved. How could that be?
That was the category I chose.
Time to take your medicine, you fly-eating loser. And shock therapy's just what the doctor ordered!
[After they unmask a powerless Peter Parker]
I say we destroy him now!
Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with. Can you not see the truth? He is not Spider-Man.
I'm not?
Think of his miserable performance here tonight. The last time I fought Spider-Man, he was formidable, powerful, agile, almost invincible. This time he was ridiculous!
Wait a minute, I get it! [to Peter] You couldn't find the real Spider-Man, so you put on a cheap Halloween costume?
[playing along] Right...! Sure can't trick you guys.
What do you take us for, idiots? I'm shocked - and you're going to be too!
It seems my congratulations were premature, Kingpin. We crime lords asked you to destroy Spider-Man, and instead, you kidnap an old lady and strongarm her weak nephew. Pathetic! To think I used to admire you.
[to the Insidious Six]
Oh don't worry, nutjobs. I had words with that snitch Parker, and now I'm gonna take care of you. [to himself] Oh, right. For starters, I might just drown you in nervous sweat!
[after Spider-Man and Silvermane tumble into a building]
Smooth, just the way I planned it.
[after Rhino inadvertently rips Shocker's costume with his horn]
Rhino, you clown! Your horn just ripped my electro suit! What's wrong with you?!
[after the Shocker's costume blows up]
Whoa, talk about wearing flashy clothes.
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