[in the elevator]
Can't this thing go any faster?
[the elevator rope breaks]
I had to ask.
Next time we'll take the stairs.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
As soon as I get you out of here, Osborn, I'm gonna go back down this tunnel and find out where we just came from.
[the whole place explodes]
Maybe not!
[after the limo driver stops at the end of an alley]
Driver what are you doing? My tailor isn't anywhere near this place.
[handcuffs come up and restrain Peter and Jameson]
LDLimo Driver
Just be calm Mr. Jameson. No harm will come to you.
[to Jameson]
Maybe you forgot to pay your last tailor's bill.
[to himself as Jameson yells at the limo driver]
I better hang tight and see what's going down, unlike mister calm next to me.
[to the Chameleon disguised as Glory Grant]
Gotcha! I don't usually pick up strange women.
[to the Chameleon disguised as Peter]
Peter, I'm understudying the lead in the Shakespeare fest tonight and I've saved you a seat. Will you come?
[the Chameleon kisses Mary Jane to avoid the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents]
I'll take that as a yes. Peter, why'd you do that?
CThe Chameleon
I had to.
What made you think I'd let you?
CThe Chameleon
I took a gamble that Peter Parker was the luckiest man on Earth.
[to Bruce, the smiling gargoyle as he watches the Chameleon begin to make his move]
Aha! Bruce, looks like the Chameleon has arrived. Keep smiling old buddy.
[to Chameleon, who is bareheaded]
Chameleon, stop! Wow, nice haircut.
[after the Chameleon throws a smoke grenade at him]
This guy's going to ruin my lungs faster than tailgating a Manhattan taxi.
[to himself as he looks for the Chameleon]
Now if I were a chameleon, whose colors would I choose?
I guess it really does pay to practice shoddy journalism, keep it up J.J.
Why, you!
[swings a punch and misses]
Gotta run!
[after he knocks out Chameleon]
Sleep tight Chameleon, maybe when you wake up you'll feel more like yourself.
The Chameleon? Here? Right next to me? I need a long vacation.
Well, Bruce, I've saved the world again. And what do I get for it? As usual - zelch, nada, nothing. That's what.
NFNick Fury
Heck of a job, Spider-Man. Thanks.
Did he say thanks? Someone thanking Spider-Man? Well, that's a first!
Thanks, for not coming to my play as you promised.
As I promised?!?
And, don't you ever kiss me that way again!
What kiss?! The Chameleon. Oh, no! Mary Jane wait, I can explain. At least I think I can explain. Okay, maybe, maybe I can't explain. Just listen, listen to me. Hold on a second.
[to Bruce the Gargoyle, as he looks down at the city]
Look at them down there. I bet each one has somebody close. I feel so distant. I have nobody, except you of course. You're always here for me. You're rock solid! And best of all you laugh at all my jokes. Bruce, you're a heck of a guy. But I do wish I had someone a little prettier to talk to. Maybe Felicia Hardy.. And there's Mary Jane Watson.. What am I thinking? How could anybody commit to a guy who sneaks off to crawl on walls?
Supposing I have a plan of my own?
And I might have one too.
Solo efforts, I presume?
"He who travels fastest travels alone."
Look where you all wound up when you worked alone: prison.
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