Spider-Man · Season 1
[The Punisher has mistaken Peter for the Green Goblin]
Now that I see how agile you can be on that thing, I know I'm right. [picks up Peter's floppy disk] What's this, Parker?
[He is suddenly nearly hit by a pumpkin bomb]
What the devil?!
[flying past] HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[sarcastic] Well, what do ya know? That must be ME up there!
Your whining simp of a father doesn't exist anymore! I am the ultimate evolution of Norman Osborn! Smarter! Stronger! Able to be more ruthless than he ever was!
[delusional singing] Spider-Man and the Punisher, sitting in a tree! M.J., M.J., M.J. and me...! [cackles]
[to Peter] Your friend Osborn here is a few pumpkins short of a full pie. But, now that you're here, kid, you've still got some explaining to do, and the first thing is: Where is Mary Jane Watson?
[thinking] Tell me this doesn't get worse.
Peter?
Mary Jane! [Hugs Mary Jane] I don't understand!
It's yooo-oou!
Where were you all this time?!
I don't know where I've been, or what's happened! I just knew that I have to find you. [Hugs back to Peter] I love you, Peter.
And I love you.
[to Peter] I have a promise to keep, kid.
Your plundering is gonna get us sliced into fish paste!
[after drowning the robots]
Well, that should stop them.
What if they can swim?
No way! It's flesh that provides buoyancy, or hot air. Which means you'd never drown.
Why you..
Ah, ah, ah! Be nice, I just saved your life, remember?
[to Jameson, before going after Mysterio]
Yeah, right. I'd love to listen to you, squid-lips, but I've got another fish to catch. And he comes with his own fishbowl.
[after Mary Jane jumps off a building]
Why would you do that?
To prove to myself that you'll always be there for me when it really counts. You will, won't you, Peter?
Yes. Yes, I will.
It's no use. These chains were stolen from above.
What they're going do with us?
They'll put us in the games.
The games?
I had hoped our father will come and put an end to the games. But instead... [starts crying]
Gila, don't give up. Listen, I know how you came to be. You and the others evolved into what you are now. This is from Doc Connors' DNA. You got it from a fluid that accidentally washed into the sewers-
[shocked] An accident? Is that all we are?
[embarrassed] I'm sorry... I shouldn't have-
Time for the games!
[as he and Gila are dragged away by the guards] Something tells me we're not talking checkers here.
[still shocked] An accident? We're nothing but an accident?
An accident gave us a chance to live as the humans live! To love! To laugh! But instead, we have chosen stupidity, brutality! We could have been better than them! But instead, we have chosen to act as animals!
What?!
So we have chosen... so shall we be! [activates genetic neutron bomb, reverting herself and other lizardmen back into ordinary lizards]
What's the matter?
With all my super powers, I was helpless. It took three normal women to save the world.
Anything wrong with that?
No, but I was hoping to be the only one to wear the superhero costume in the family. Of course, it would probably look better on you anyway.
Mary Jane, this whole thing only proves to me how dangerous being Spider-Man's wife going to be. Are you sure you want to keep wearing my ring?
Bet your life on it, tiger. It will take a lot to be Spider-Man's wife, but I learned something today. If anyone can do it, it will be Mary Jane Watson.
[to the Prowler]
Nice claws. You ever hang out with my friend Wolverine?
[to the Scorpion after he kicked him away from the bank vault he was trying to break into]
Sorry Scorpion, you've exceeded your daily withdrawal limit.
You again. Why do you always show up no matter where I go?
Hey, I'm a superhero, remember?
[to the Scorpion]
Hey, you big green goof! Only a sissy would hide behind a defenseless lady.
I couldn't agree more.
Heck, if she wasn't here, you'd probably have your mommy fight your battles for you, wouldn't you?
[to Peter about the wedding he's going to plan for him]
Nothing personal, but between Fisk and me, this wedding business is war.
[to himself] Oh, fine.
And don't worry about paying me back, you can work it off over the next decade or two.
Huh?
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