Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

I wonder how much Smythe pays to park that thing here in the city?

That's Silvermane? He's the old man I rescued from Doc Ock. If I'd known who he was, I'd have handed him over with a ribbon and bow attached!

Incredible! He wanted his youth back. He got it...!

The story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl.

Great, I'm trapped in a gigantic video game. At least I don't need any quarters.

Ah ah ah. You didn't say may I.

Rescued by Flash Thompson, how embarrassing.

I don't want to hurt you doc. I don't know if I could if I wanted to.

He should take that act to Vegas. All he needs is a couple of tigers!

Thanks for the freak trip, Doc. This is saving me a fortune on webbing.

Looks like they're closed for the night.

Remind me to call you if I ever lose my house key.

I always did wanna hang with the homeboys.

Uh, can you guys tell me where the little spiders' room is?

I don't know why this strange mystic decided to be my adviser, but I really wish she'd just leave me alone and get her own talk-show!

She wants to make a warrior out of me. Warrior? Me? Heck, I'm still fighting acne!