[on Twist] I haven't actually figured her out just yet. She's either sweet and stupid or an evil genius.
“Back” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Tim Bisley (4), Daisy Steiner (3), Mike Watt (3), Brian Topp (2)
[in voiceover] Marsha's our landlady and as far as she's concerned, Daisy and me are a professional couple, but that's not really important. Anyway, she's lovely.
MMarsha
FUCK OFF!
So how are you, then, you big bloody man?
I'm good. I'm good. I've just had a few things to work through.
With Sarah?
No, with George Lucas.
[cut to Tim setting fire to a massive pile of boxes labelled "Star Wars Stuff", like Darth Vader's funeral pyre in Return of the Jedi, while "Luke's Theme" by John Williams plays]
Tim, it's been over a year.
It's been 18 months, Daisy. And it still hurts.
Well I didn't think Phantom Menace was that bad.
It's nice to see you, Mike. What've you been up to?
I'm through to the quarterfinals of Robot Wars.
Wow!
But I've had to move out of Mum's place.
Really?
Things have been a bit... difficult. She's been very overbearing and I felt suffocated. I've got a lot to offer the world, and my mum's not ready to accept that yet.
[impressed] Right.
And I shot the cat up the arsehole.
AAgent
Daisy Steiner?
Yes...
AAgent
Are you Daisy Steiner?
No...
AAgent
Do you know where she is?
...No.
AAgent
Do you know where she is?
Why?
AAgent
Miss Steiner is under suspicion of bringing a bag containing sensitive materials into the country.
Sensitive...
AAgent
Can you tell us where she is, Mr. Topp?
...How d'you know my name?
AAgent
It's written on the doorbell.
...Oh yeah.
AAgent
Where is she, Brian?
Brian isn't on the door bell...
They arrived just before you did...
You Lando!
I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.
Note to self: Shoot first, quip later.
AAgent
Don't even think about leaving the country.
Don't worry. I won't. ...I can't afford it.
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