Okay, hold on a second. You said that Satan was in Washington, D.C.?
Yeah, he was! And now he's about to be here!
But how can you know that?
Oh, for Pete's sake, Stanny. Will you just get on board with the crap out already?
Don't worry, Stanny. Everything has been foretold and nothing can stop the antichrist from comin'!
Except, of course, for Peter Thiel.
Woodland Critters [unsettled] Ooooh.
P-P-P-Peter Thiel?
Wait, you mean the "6-7" guy?
You know Peter Thiel?
Yeah, he did a big dumb assembly at the school.
He's here?!
What are you gonna do, Stanny?
Are you gonna kill him and eat him?
Alright, look. If I'm gonna get on board with something, I need it to make a little bit of sense.
Well, okay, Susan Sontag. We'll make sure it all lines up perfectly for you.
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