[The Woodland Critters follow Stan outside the retirement home]
[angrily] What do you guys want?!
Well, didn't you hear, Stan? Satan's gonna give birth to the Anti-Christ!
Yeah, he's gonna have a butt baby and there's gonna be a big crap out!
And nobody loves a crap out more than us!
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, this doesn't make any sense! You guys are just something that Cartman made up in his head!
[looking at each other] Uhh, are you really gonna over-analyze a crap out?
No way, crap outs have no rules!
Alright, y'all. Stan was just here to help the Prince of Darkness, so we gotta do what he says.
I didn't wish for that! I didn't know anything about Satan having a baby or crap outs!
But you asked for a Christmas miracle, Stan. And this crap out's gonna make everything better!
[thinking about it] It is? Are you sure?
Of course! Crap outs are the best!
Come on, let's get to it!
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