[enters the restroom, reluctantly goes to the toilet, and looks down at the bowl] I don't know if you can hear me, but I've been kinda wishing for a Christmas miracle. If miracles can still even happen, please, make it happen now?
[After a moment, a light shines from behind him and starts flickering; The Woodland Critters magically appear]
WCWoodland Critters
Yay!
Look, guys! It's Stanny!
WCWoodland Critters
Stanny!
[turns around; horrified] Oh, no!
Did you miss us, Stan?
OH, NO! [quickly runs out of the restroom]
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