[Tegridy Farms; Shelley, Stan, and Randy are all in the living room as Shelley is on her phone while Stan watches Randy play Hogwarts Legacy]
See, Stan? You gotta choose if wanna be in Gryffindor or Slytherin.
Yeah, can I do it?
Yeah, see, you gotta fight these fairy guys.
[entering] Randy? Randy! The powder room toilet is broken…again!
Did you jiggle the handle?
Yes, I jiggled the handle! Will you come fix this, please?!
Okay, okay. [gets up from the sofa and enters the powder room to try and fix the toilet] Huh, well, let's see. It's gotta be the little black floaty thingy. [to Sharon] What'd you do to it?
I didn't do anything.
Let me see if there's water in the bowl… [starts to open the lid]
[quickly closes it] No! Don't lift the lid!
[smirking] Why can't I lift the lid?
Don't, Randy!
Uh-huh. [peeks out the door; to his kids] Hey, guys! Your mom took a shit and doesn't want me to see it!
[disgusted] Ew!
Gross, Dad!
Randy, we need to get a new toilet.
We can't just get rid of Ol' Blue, Sharon.
This is embarrassing. It's the powder room toilet, the one guests use! You get a new toilet, Randy, or I'm not helping you sell weed anymore! [walks out]
Alright, alright, Sharon, you win. As usual.
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