[The adults are having brunch with Randy at the table while Stephen tries out the new Japanese toilet in the powder room]
If you think about it, a dry piece of toilet paper can't clean your half as well as pressurized water. I feel that most people have to walk around with fecal matter on their anus, but I'm just lucky I've sold enough weed to be able not to. But was it really luck? Or was it hard work? Heck, I don't know, but you know--
[barging into the kitchen] Dad, can I talk to you?!
Stan? You're back from school already?
I need to talk to you right now! [they enter Randy's office; closes the door] The fuck are you doing?!
The fuck are you doing?
You need to stop gloating to everybody!
I am not gloating.
Yes, you are, and now kids at school are calling me Richie Rich!
They are?
Nobody cares about your stupid toilet and you're acting like a jerk!
You're stupid. I'm acting like a jerk because I'm trying to help people?!
How are you trying to help people, Dad?
Because the people don't know that these toilets are awesome, and I'm just, like, the well-respected guy who's trying to open people's eyes like JFK.
You are not like JFK! You're just showing off!
Nuh-uh, I'm like JFK 'cause I am trying to change things! You're part of a very respected family, Stan. You should start acting like it.
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