Clyde, Kyle and others in “Cupid Ye”

[approaching Kyle and Tolkien with Scott] Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?

Kyle

Yeah, what's up?

Well, there's this rumor starting to go around the school. Kids are saying it like… I don't know, like, you run Hollywood.

Kyle

What?

I told Scott that's just people being dumb and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that. But…Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea about a dude who has guns for hands and we have the first 20 pages written, so… You don't really run Hollywood, right?

Kyle

[angrily] I'm not even going to justify that with a response. Because repeating a derogatory slur, even for the purpose of refuting it, can make stupid people think it's valid! [storms off]

Holy shoot. Kyle runs Hollywood.

Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch!

How'd I frack up the pitch?!

You gotta tell him what the stakes are! People who make movies, they just care about the stakes!

The guy has guns for hands!

[confronting Cartman] Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school that Kyle runs Hollywood?

Cartman

I think I did say that, yes.

And why would you say such an intolerant, offensive thing like that?!

Cartman

[shrugs] Somebody runs Hollywood.

Kyle

[irritated] Lots of people run Hollywood!

Cartman

Yes, lots of… people like Kyle.

Mr. Cartman, you are a dangerous frickin' ground here, buddy!