[runs in, panicking] Guys, guys! We are totally fucked! The book is gone from my dresser drawer; my parents must have found it!
So why are we all fucked? They'll think you wrote it all!
[angrily] Hey, I'm not taking the heat for this alone! We all wrote it; if I'm going down, someone has to go down with me!
Well, if I'm going down, you're going down!
And if I'm going down, you are definitely going down!
Well dude, SOMEBODY has got to go down.
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