We have come to reclaim the One Tape! [Kyle ejects porno tape]
Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
The king and queen of Stan's house wish The Lord of the Rings returned to them!
But it's the greatest movie I-I ever seen! You guys were right! Lord of the Rings is awesome! Y-You have to let me finish watching it!
Nay, Butters! The One Tape must be brought back to Stan's house!
[Stan, Kyle and Cartman leave the house when Butters jumps onto them]
RAAGH!!
Butters!! We said you can't watch it! We have a quest!
Well then... then let me go with you.
Okay, fine, Butters. But if you're gonna hang out with us, you have to play like Lord of the Rings.
Oh, okay! [jumps on Kyle, humping him thoroughly] Ugh-ugh-ugh, yeah...
Butters, what the hell are you doing!?!
Playing Lord of the Rings! Ugh-ugh, yeah...
GET THE HELL OFF ME!! You're a freak, Butters!! You can't play with us!
Let me have the tape!
No, we have to return it! [all leave]
My movie! My awesome cool movie! My... Precious....
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