[Cartman sets his chair and is seated at the front of Butters's house, before Chris and Linda rushed all the way to enter the door]
[inside] Hi, Mom and Dad!
DON'T YOU 'HI, MOM AND DAD' US, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!! (THUNK!!)
Ow. Dad? [Cartman sits in his chair eating popcorn and slurps his slushee]
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE TROUBLE YOU'RE IN, MISTER!! (BAHK!!)
Ah! What did I do? What did I do??
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH NOW? ANSWER ME!!!
(BASH!!) Dahh..!!
Aw, man, if I was older, I would totally start jacking off right now.
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