“I tell my girlfriend I have aides and...” – Jared Fogle, South Park ... TV Quotes Database

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[beats dead horse with baseball bat] I tell my girlfriend I have aides and she leaves! I tell the world to get aides and they think I'm crazy! I offered to give aides to kids and everyone wants me dead!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH AIDES?! WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE WANT ME TO GIVE THEM AIDES?

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Jared Fogle in “Jared Has Aides”

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