[a mummy pops out of a casket to his right] Whoa! Heheh. [a skeleton pops out to his right] Whoa! [a ghost pops on from his left] Whoa! Heheheheheh. [he exits the ride and ambles back to the road] Aw, man, that was awesohome! That one part, with the-uum, with the spider that dropped on ya? Oho, man, that totally got me. That was sweet! Heheh.
[in the distance, while Cartman speaks] Ah! Ow! Hey, it hurts! [the sound of chain-link is heard] Owie-ow! Help! Ow, that hurts!
[lifts his hand to his ear to hear better] What the hell?
Hohohooho! Oowwww!
YOU SONS OF BITCHES! [goes towards the source of the sound]
[Cartmanland, perimeter fence. Stan is in the park waiting for Kyle to come down, but Kyle is stranded on top of the fence. The view is from the park towards the parking lot.]
Come on, dude!
OH GOD, I POPPED IT! OH IT HURTS!!!
[arriving] What the hell are you doing?!
Aw, crap.
OH MY GOD, GET ME OFF OF HERE! [falls off, but outside the park]
Dude! [rushes out of the park to Kyle]
[now standing, rubbing his ass] Stan, I have to go home!! I need my cream!! I NEED MY CREEEAM!!
Alright, let's go.
[reaches the scene, but stays inside the park] That's right! You stay out!
You can't keep us out forever, you fucking fat ass! We'll be back as soon as Kyle's hemorrhoid is better!
My life can't get any worse!
You'll see! We'll get in! [walks off with Kyle as Cartman glares after them.]
If you see anyone on my property, especially Stan or Kyle, you are to shoot on sight!
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