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South Park · Season 1, Episode 1

Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Kyle and others in “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”

CKCartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny

[singing] School Days, School Days, Teachers Golden Rule Da--

[Ike hops onscreen]

Aw, damn it!

What?

My god damn brother is trying to follow me to school again!

Cartman [to Kyle's brother, Ike]: Yeah, go home, you little dildo.

Dude! Don't call my brother a dildo!

What's a dildo?

Kenny [muffled]: It's a thing you put inside your undergarment.

Yeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is, alright.

[Cartman, Stan, and Kenny laugh. Kyle picks up Ike and hits Cartman]

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