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South Park · Season 1, Episode 1

Mr. Kitty, Cartman and others in “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”

[Cartman is sitting on his couch watching TV, when Mr. Kitty approaches him]

KMr. Kitty

Meow.

No, Kitty, this is my pot pie!

KMr. Kitty

Meow.

No, Kitty, s'bad Kitty!

KMr. Kitty

Meow.

NO, KITTY, S'MY POT PIE!

KMr. Kitty

[hisses at Cartman]

MOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!

Well, then I know a certain Kitty-Kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

[beat]

What?

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