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South Park · Season 1, Episode 1

Cartman in “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”

Okay, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! I'm sick of it! It's completely immature! [Cartman simultaneously farts fire and a satellite dish comes out of his bottom]

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