Kyle and Stan in “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”

Kyle

Vi-visitors, this morning you took my brother, Ike. He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football. At first, I was happy you took him away. But I've learned something today. That having a little brother... i-is a pretty special thing.

Stan

Yeah.

Kyle

Ah, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever you have, to give my brother back to me, it sure would make my life brighter again.

Stan

That was beautiful, dude.

Kyle

Did it work?

Stan

No, they're leaving.

Kyle

[Absolutely livid] Hey, you scrawny-ass sh**heads, what the f**k is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of f***ing a**holes to be able to ignore a crying child!

Stan

Whoa, dude!

Kyle

You know what you f**kers like?! You like to f**k! And s***! And F**k! And F**k! AND F**K!!

Stan

Hey, Wendy, what's a f**k? [She shrugs.]