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S26 E6

South Park · Season 26, Episode 6

Male Partygoer, Female Police Officer and others in “Spring Break”

MPMale Partygoer

[opened the door] Can I help you?

FPFemale Police Officer

We've had some complaints about a party that's been going on for three days here.

Hey, what's going on? Alright guys, who ordered the stripper?

FPFemale Police Officer

Can we come in and look around, sir?

Oh, yeah! Come on in! [smacks her in the buttocks] Honk, honk!

FPFemale Police Officer

All right, get down on the ground!

Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay. I'm just helping my boy through the media assault on manliness.

FPFemale Police Officer

[tazes Randy and handcuffs him] I need to see some ID, sir.

Ah! Okay, okay! Stan! Stan!

Yeah?

Can you get my wallet from upstairs?

Yeah, as soon as we're done with this psyker phase. I have five psyker units.

Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing!

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