[opened the door] Can I help you?
We've had some complaints about a party that's been going on for three days here.
Hey, what's going on? Alright guys, who ordered the stripper?
Can we come in and look around, sir?
Oh, yeah! Come on in! [smacks her in the buttocks] Honk, honk!
All right, get down on the ground!
Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay. I'm just helping my boy through the media assault on manliness.
[tazes Randy and handcuffs him] I need to see some ID, sir.
Ah! Okay, okay! Stan! Stan!
Yeah?
Can you get my wallet from upstairs?
Yeah, as soon as we're done with this psyker phase. I have five psyker units.
Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing!
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