South Park · Season 14, Episode 3
“Medicinal Fried Chicken” · Season 14, Episode 3
In this episode: Eric Cartman (4), Randy Marsh (1), Jimbo (1)
[Randy is smoking weed in front of Officer Barbrady, with his enlarged testicles in a wheelbarrow]
Oh, that is nice. That is NICE.
[running up] Randy! Jesus, Randy! Your balls!
I know. Smoking pot right in front of a cop. Pretty sweet, huh?
No! I mean your actual BALLS!
Do you want to do it?
Do I want to do it? Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?
Excellent.
Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic, and making the world safe for pedophiles?
I told your mom you got an F on that social studies test.
You wouldn't do that.
Does a bear crap in the woods? And does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?
There's not going to be a next time, you fucking dumb cocksucker!
Hey, take it easy, Colonel.
I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to fuck me!
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