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S14 E3

South Park · Season 14, Episode 3

Cartman and Billy in “Medicinal Fried Chicken”

Cartman

I told your mom you got an F on that social studies test.

BBilly

You wouldn't do that.

Cartman

Does a bear crap in the woods? And does the pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?

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