[Stan and Kyle have just successfully completed the song "Carry on Wayward Son" on Guitar Hero as Randy walks in]
So you boys like this music, huh?
Yeah, dude, it's Guitar Hero!
Stan and Kyle are really good at it!
Well, you kids wanna see something really cool? Check this out. [takes out a guitar, plugs in his amp, and begins playing "Carry on Wayward Son" while singing] Once I rose above the noise and confusion / Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion / I was soaring ever higher / But I flew too high... / Though my eyes could --
[angry] Dad! Dad! What are you doing?!
I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar. You want me to teach you boys how? [beams]
...Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh.
Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.
Real guitars are for old people!
Dude...dude! That's Jay Cutler over there--quarterback for the Denver Broncos!
H Mr. Hart
Would you boys like to meet him?
H Mr. Hart
Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle; they broke 100,000 points on Guitar Hero.
JC Jay Cutler
[in his jersey, reclining and drinking beer next to 2 women in bikinis] Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys!
Nice to meet you! I mean, you kind of suck but my dad says you might be good someday.
K Mr. Kincaid
Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis.
K Mr. Kincaid
Thad here has backed up a lot of really great Guitar Hero players. Isn't that right, Thad?
K Mr. Kincaid
He doesn't even need a game system to play on. He can play Guitar Hero acoustically.
[as the Skid Row song "I Remember You" plays] Look, Kyle...the game is still set up at my house and maybe we could go try playing it again over there.
[sarcastically] Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity! Oh, thank you , Your Royal Lordship!
[angrily] You don't get it, Stan! I can play here all I want. I even get free Frescas. I don't need you anymore!
[Cartman, Kenny, Craig, Token, and Clyde are playing basketball; Craig fakes out Cartman and shoots]
'Cause you tricked me, you black asshole!
A Announcer
Congratulations! You played Guitar Hero enough to score one million points! You...ARE...FAGS!
[after a long silence] ...That's it?
Goddammit. Goddammit. [they walk away]
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