Randy, Kyle and others in “Guitar Queer-o”

So you boys like this music, huh?

Kyle

Yeah, dude, it's Guitar Hero!

Butters

Stan and Kyle are really good at it!

Well, you kids wanna see something really cool? Check this out. [takes out a guitar, plugs in his amp, and begins playing "Carry on Wayward Son" while singing] Once I rose above the noise and confusion / Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion / I was soaring ever higher / But I flew too high... / Though my eyes could --

Stan

[angry] Dad! Dad! What are you doing?!

I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar. You want me to teach you boys how? [beams]

Cartman

...Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh.

Stan

Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.

But... But this is real.

Cartman

Real guitars are for old people!