South Park · Season 5, Episode 5
“Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Phillip (4), Terrance (3), Eric Cartman (2), Stan Marsh (2), Kyle Broflovski (1)
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham
Step to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh, we love that chicken and ham
Don't they love that chicken and ham?
Oh my God, what's wrong with their heads?
It's all right, darling. They're just Canadian.
Oh.
Say, Terrance, I'm getting worried about all these Russians making missiles. Maybe we should stop this "cold war."
Here's a missile for ya! [farts]
Say, Terrance, what should we do about this strange planet we've crashed on?
I don't know, Phillip. It seems like the alien species here breathe an inert gas.
Oh oh, did you say what I thought you said? [farts; they both laugh]
As leader of the goat people, I have seen my species nearly wiped out by your dangerous gas.
Wow, that sucks.
Look, if you don't come and do this show, I'll make you eat your parents!
Yeah, whatever, kid.
He'll do it, dude!
Look, you guys! That line isn't long!
Yeah, but we're not female groupies or random sluts!
Kenny's a random slut!
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