South Park · Season 2, Episode 5
“Conjoined Fetus Lady” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Stan Marsh (1), Sharon Marsh (1), Gerald Broflovski (1)
[Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an ice pick]
Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick?
[screaming] No! I have to get it out!
My mom says there are lots of black people in China.
I love you guys. [Stan and Kyle stare at him] Ah, screw you guys..!
Well, this may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but you're all a bunch of freaks.
Could you please pass the dead fetus--I mean gravy?
It's number...aw, who cares. Arr Americans rook arike.
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