South Park · Season 2, Episode 4
“Ike's Wee Wee” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Stan Marsh (3), Kyle Broflovski (3), Mr. Mackey (2)
Boo!
Who was that? That is not appropriate behavior, m'kay?
[imitating Mr. Mackey's voice] I'm sorry Mr. Mackey, m'kay.
That's okay. Just don't let it happen again, m'kay.
[imitating Mr. Mackey's voice] We won't let it happen again Mr. Mackey, m'kay.
[the boys laugh]
Hey, Mackey, now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common: "D'oh-pe" [laughs]
I'm tired of your right-wing authoritative bullshit!
His father had it, his grandfather had it and....his brother had it.
[horrified] No. No, it's not possible.
We're not going to cut it off. We're just going to snip it so that it looks bigger.
Oh, hey, dude, that didn't sound like a bad idea.
Yeah, I wanna get a circumcision too!
You know, I've learned something today. Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about.
Yeah!
And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family. Except for Cartman.
Naturally.
Screw you guys! I don't want to be in your crazy penis-chopping family anyway!
[after seeing Ike] Oh, look, honey, someone threw away a perfectly good trash can.
The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.
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