[Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an ice pick]
Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick?
[screaming] No! I have to get it out!
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