Hey Stan, where'd you get that black eye?
Nothing, I mu-I mean, nowhere.
Your sister beat you up again, huh?
No!
[Laughs] Yep, your sister kicked your ass!
She's just pissed off 'cause she got headgear at the dentist. She's taking it out on me.
Yeah, but that sucks, to get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan.
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, "HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
My parents don't even believe that she beats me up. They think she's all innocent and sweet, but I know that she's an evil bitch!
Be a man, Stan. Just say, "Hey, woman, y-you shut your mouth and make babies."
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