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South Park · Season 1, Episode 5

Cartman and Stan in “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig”

If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, "Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!"

Cartman, what the heck are you talking about?

I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.

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