Do you really think I would kiss you?
Well that's what I'm gonna put on my blog. (Rolls across arcade floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
JCJames Conroy
[Tawni and Sonny are fighting about James] Oh, she is so cute when she's angry!
Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute!
No dude! I'm talking about TAWNI!
So...are you having fun on your date?
I was! Until it was rudely interrupted! (referring to Chad)
I know! Tawni's a piece of work right?
And 3 mini muffins for the little girl from "Children having a Dream" foundation.
(holding up a magazine with the "Mackenzie Falls" cast) Three pictures of "Mackenzie Falls" and no Tawni. (flipping the pages) No Tawni, no Tawni. NO TAWNI! (closes the magazine)
Bananas. If the girl is needed, I'm sure she'll "needed" some potassium. Hahaha.
Hey. They're not for you! They're for Dakota. The underprivileged girl is gonna spend a dream day at "So Random".
I'm underprivileged.
You're underphotographed not underprivileged.
Underphotographed is much worse. Do I get a muffin basket? No!
Let's focus on what's important here. As the embassador of fun, I promised her the best day ever.
Who nominated you as the embassador of fun?
Well, I did. I even have a hat. (Sonny puts on a hat) Embassador of fun. (pointing to the hat)
Oww, is this the little darling from the children's foundation?
Ow. EVIL.
Zora, she is not evil. She might have anger issues, but mostly she's...
Disappointed!
Because you got stuck with Sonny? Friend, I know how you feel.
No! I'm disappointed that none of you is Chad Dylan Cooper!
C"So Random" cast
Ahhh!
Well, ahaha, according to the world wibe web, we are much cooler that Chad Dylan!
Hahaha. This isn't it about cool! It's about HOT! Chad Dylan Cooper is HOT!!! Get out of my way, old ladie! (pushes Tawni away)
My daddy thinks I'm angel.
Obviously he doesn't has a very good sense of direction.
[holding up magazine showing MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do you see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]
Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
We're going to Narnia?
[holding a sword] This isn't Narnia!
[scooting past Chad and Dakota] Evil!
(Chad's voicemail) Hey you've reached Chad Dylan Cooper. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, because if you were important enough, you'd have the number to my phone I answer!
Let's go get some ice-cream
(scared) Oh Daddy?
Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at you for yelling at his daughter!
CMr. Condor
Sonny, you brought my precious angel to a Hollywood club?
Looks like he's mad at you.
CMr. Condor
Oh no, he's mad at you too!
Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Trust me it's really not that funny.
Whoa, watch it.
Chad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)
Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.
(nods) They don't like you either?
Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've charmed you. What's up with you?
Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back home and I just got some pictures from my best friend.
Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my date turns out to be my long lost sister...
What? Chad those are fake proms.
Fake proms, real proms they all stink.
No they don't! They're romantic! You know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.
And then he gets hit in the head by a faulty disco ball, episode 16!
You know what Chad? you wouldn't know real romance if it punched you in the face. In fact you wouldn't know a real punch in the face if it punched you in the face, because there is nothing real about you.
Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.
Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!
Good!
Good!
Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?
Good!
Hello (Sonny on the phone)
Good!
(Chad on the phone) Good!
Good!
Good!
Good!
Good and goodbye!
(to the cast) Chad says "hi".
What did he really say?
Well, he said that all proms stink! They don't stink. You guys know that. (The cast looks confused) Oh my gosh, you don't know that! You've never been to a prom?
I've been working since my first diaper commercial.
I'm eleven.
I was on the road doing my one man show.
"NICO".
Well, we're gonna change all that. Because I'm thinking we can have our own prom!
You mean a prom sketch?
No. Like a real prom. Dancing and twinkling lights and a really cool theme!
Girls.
That's not a theme, Nico.
I know. I was just thinking about girls.
And I'm thinking we have a really cool theme! Something fantastice, something magical, something we've all dreamed about.
"Tawni Town"!
(Chad on the phone) Hello.
Good.
Well, Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.
Do they Sonny? Do they really? 'Cause sometimes I heard, you get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Chad and Sonny start dancing]
[giggles] This is sweet!
I have my moments.
You gonna press play?
Oh right, sorry!
You had to ask Marshall.
Always gotta do everything by the book.
Oh yeah? Is that what you think? (the cast waves "yes") Is that what you all think? (The cast says "yes") Well, I, just checked out a new book. And it's called "We're having a secret prom= by Sonny Munroe!
Are you suggesting...
That's right. A secret prom.
A secret prom?
A secret prom?
A secret prom?
A secr...
Ok, I think we've said it enough times.
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