Sonny With a Chance · Season 1
Hello Connie, what brings you down?
Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.
Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?
You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.
You too Marshal.
It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.
Don't forget you have a geometry test coming up. For everyone but Zora, that means circles and squares.
So Sonny do you know why you are here?
No.
Seriously I need you to tell me, honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.
Well I'll tell you why we're here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]
Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.
The name of the sketch is 'The Check it out Girls'. I can't do it alone.
Are you saying you need me?
No, I'm saying I already asked Marshal and he said I can't do it alone.
Insult me again.
You're a rhombus!
I'm a what?
A parallelogram with four equals sides!
Check it out, we still have time!
Check it out! We're going to make it on the show!
No! Check it out, it's closed!
Are you ready to get So Random?!
(whines)
I've got an idea. Hurry.
(follows Sonny but stops when she sees her picture on the door) Wait, where did that come from? (tries to wipe a smudge off her picture)
(climbing a ladder) Come on!
Sorry. (climbs the ladder) Move it! Move it! Move it!
Hurrying!
(pushing ropes aside) Careful. Careful.
What's with all these ropes?
That's our theme music! (shaking her head to the music with Tawni) Hurry!
(follows Sonny)
So check this out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out!
Check out our break being over!
Check out the snake.
No you check out the snake.
You check out the snake.
No you check out the snake.
Check out neither of us checking out the snake!
So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing you at my party tonight?
Yeah. As much as I'd love to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.
So you were the no? You were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale or a Montana.
(at his party) Hey, Sonny. Glad you could make it. Did you get me a gift?
See, I didn't really have time to shop.
Yeah. Security!
Wait. I'm here to apologize to my best friend.
Oh, that's so sweet. Security!
Sonny there you... (gasps) Oh my Chad. It's you! It's him!
It's us. (referring to his cardboard cut out) Now if you don't mind he needs a shave.(referring to when Nico and Grady drew a beard on his cut out)
He's even cuter than his cardboard cut out.
You guys, come on. Get off the Internet. We have to come up with a sketch for this week's show.
You're not even listening to me.
You're not even listening to me when I'm telling you you're not listening to me.
You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.
Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?
[makes a gagging face]
Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?
Kuwats?
It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]
[makes a gagging expression again]
Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]
Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.
Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.
[opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."
[opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]
[flips her hair] Okay now it's over.
[looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?
She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.
Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?
[crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.
Here, just use my skort.
Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!
[enters her dressing room with sad violin music playing] Hey Tawni, are you ready to go back to rehers-AHHH! [covers her mouth in shock]
[sitting by her mirror with no hair]
You shaved your head.
Actually it's a bald cap. But symbolically yes, I did shave my head.
Sharona has driven you into wearing a bald cap?
If I don't have the best hair, I might as well have no hair at all! [sits down]
Well what does it say? Look she-she wrote things on the meat. [reads the meat] "Meat. Dead. You're." [realizes something] You're dead meat! She's threatening us!
Oh no! She wrote on the sausages too! [reads the sausages] "If any of you show your faces at the Oh No You Didn'ts, I will tear you all to pieces! Sharona."
Come on, we're not really afraid of her. Are we Tawni?
I'm a little afraid.
Yeah me too.
Oh no! She's thinking again!
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