Sonny With a Chance Season 1 quotes

Grady

Uh, excuse me Mr. Savege, define incident.

(gets closer to Grady and shows him his pinky) The pinky is overated. (curls his pinky and makes a bone crunching sound)

(opens the sarcophagus and sees Zora inside)

Zora

(screams)

I knew we were one short. Now get in line!

Zora

(stands next to Sonny)

(yelling) Now here's the deal. Your sketches are weak, your jokes are flabby and your characters are as (holds Zora's arm) underdeveloped as this guy's arms.

Zora

I'm a twelve year old girl!

No excuse!

Sonny

It kinda is?

(fighting each other with staffs) Knock knock, who's there. Knock knock, who's there.

Grady

Us? Us? (turns to the wrong direction but Nico turns him) Hello? Temporary wasabi blindness.

Sonny

There is no way I'm going to let that happen! (goes after Marshall)

Tawni

Get her!

Nico

(picks Sonny up and carries her out) We're not going to let that happen!

Sonny

Stop it! Put me down!

Grady

(takes off the glasses) It's a miracle!

Nico

You can see!

Grady

No, Marshall is coming back.

Sonny

So win or lose--

Lose.

Sonny

Or win.

Or lose!

Chloe

It's gonna blow!

And the Choicey goes to...

Mac...aroni and cheese, it's So Random!

Tawni

Well, well, well. Oh gosh, I have something that I've been waiting to say for five years! To my friends at Mackenzie Falls-

Sonny

High road.

Tawni

To my friends at Mackenzie Falls-

Sonny

(interrupts Tawni) IN YOUR FACE MACKENZIE FALLS! YEAH! OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE! WE WON AND YOU THOUGHT WE'D LOSE! BUT GUESS WHAT? WE WON! WHOO! (calms down) Uh, what I meant to say was...thank you.

Chad

(shocked and frowning)

Sonny

Maybe if you let those sunglasses have their moment in the sun, maybe they wouldn't have broken up with you.