Sonny With a Chance · Season 1
You're no one unless you have a million! WHY WON'T YOU MOVE?!?!?!
Oh no! It's dropping! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to yell at you. Come back! Come back! Come back!
Come back to me Chad. I made a phone call that's going to make this all better.
Wardrobe lady!
That's no ordinary fan. Amber?
Wait, you're Amber?
(takes off wig and glasses) Yep, that's me.
Who was that woman?
(comes back in) It's Maya Baboodi! Maya Baboo.....di! (leaves)
(turns to Sonny) This is the moment of truth.
First I thought it was these two. (flashes a picture of Nico and Grady) They got problems, but Chad ain't one of them.
See?
Then I suspected the blonde. (flashes a picture of Tawni) But again I came with nothing. They said ever since you've been dating Sonny Munroe you have been more nicer, sweet or kind.
Aww. (hugs Chad)
Which to Chad's fans means he has been more boring, ordinary or uninteresting.
Ohhh.
Which is why my conclusion is this. Just like this ugly shirt, (flashes a picture of Chad's shirt from Sonny then a picture of Sonny) Sonny Munroe (flashes a X on Sonny's face), gotta go!
Yeah Chad, what's it gonna be?
(looks at both of them nervously) Uh. Uh. You're fired.
Ha! Wait! Which one of us?
Amber?
Yes?
You're fired.
(stars murmuring and making a weird face)
You think you can beat me at my own game?
Bring it on Algoode!
(enters the prop house,coughing,snezzes)
Hey, babe.
Oh don't you babe her! She's our babe!
Yeah! Hey, babe.
Okay, alright, stop arguing. I'm going to stop this right now. Nobody gets to call me babe.
(gets mad)
In your face, Chaddy!
(arguing who gets Sonny first)
Hey! Hey! Can't you see milady's not feeling well?
(sneezes)
You people disgust me, almost as much as the snot rocket that just came out of milady's nose. It's okay, come on. Let's go make you some tea because you're sick, (turns to the So Random cast) lovesick. (makes kissing faces)
(disgusted)
You know what? You're right. It must be the fever talking because if I wasn't sick, clearly I'd know that you could never handle this list.
(offended) Really?
Really.
'Cause I'm pretty sure I can handle a day babysitting your little funhut buddies.
(gets up) Yeah, I don't think so.
(takes the list) I know so.
Really?
Really.
Good.
Good.
Fine.
Fine.
I'm going home.
Feel better.
Thanks.
Miss you.
Miss you too. (smiles and leaves)
(holds Sonny's hand) Thanks. You should really put some sunscreen on. I want your face to stay perfect.
(smiles)
(yelling in disgust from distance)
Get use to it, Randoms!
Chad, it's over.
(crying) (to Tawni) You said she'd be gentle.
(gives Sonny a list)
Ooh! Crier! (marks it on the list)
WHAT did you do!?
[In a daze] I wrote on the wall with crayons, Mommy.
(gasps) Has Chaz ever pretended to be you?
(about to speak)
(gasps) Were you even on our bike date?
(about to speak again)
(gasps)
Yeah, but I have a really good reason.
Dazzle me.
(murmurs) I don't know how to ride a bike.
What was that?
I said I don't know how to (murmurs) ride a bike.
Excuse me?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!
Yeah, no. I heard you the first time. I just couldn't believe it.
I have a fear of spokes, and pedals, (points to his face) and this hitting the cement.
(sarcastically laughs) Story's not funny yet. Exactly what dates put you in harm's way?
(thinks back)
Wait, that wasn't you?
There were pointy things involved. Harm's way.
What else?
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