Too bad Sonny's gonna miss Pizza Night.
Yeah, pizza just won't taste the same without her.
Yes it will!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(looks at his clothes) Hello boys. It's showtime!
Hello girls. It's toe time! (paints her toes)
SCSonny and Chad
Nah. (puts their first choice down and picks up their second choice up) Nah. (puts their second choice down and picks up their third choice) Nah.
(picks up two pairs of earrings) This would be so much easier if I was a dude.
This would be so much easier if I was an average dude.
(trying different kinds of lipsticks) Good.
(trying outfits) Too preppy.
Better.
Trying too hard.
Rockin' it!
Not trying hard enough.
Perfect!
Too Nico. Too Grady. Too Tawni but very comfortable.
Hey Chad. It's me. I've been ready for half an hour now. Listen, I can't wait to see you. It's gonna be perfect.
(surrounded by piles of clothes all over the floor) IT'S WRONG! IT'S WRONG! IT'S ALL WRONG! (kicks some clothes)
(thinks) Man, her shark is so much cooler than my lame jellyfish. I'm such an idiot.
(looks nervous and thinks) I'm such an idiot. Why did I do the shark? His jellyfish was adorable. He's adorable. (stares at him)
(thinks and stares at Sonny) She's adorable. (looks at his palms) Oh my palms are sweating. Just be cool. (stops thinking and still nervous) So...Ohh!(leans but accidentally falls)
Chad! Are you okay?
(gets up) I'm good. I'm good. I'm cool. (thinks) I'm so not cool. Water! I need water. (drinks his water) This isn't making me anymore cool, although it is refreshing.
You know, this all looks so great. Why don't you order since you know so much about sushi?
(thinks) Oh my gosh, I forgot everything I know about sushi. Keep drinking, keep drinking. Maybe she'll stop asking. (drinks Sonny's water)
(thinks) Oh my gosh, I'm boring him so much he's trying to drown himself. (talks to Chad) Chad?
(stops drinking) Yeah?
(touches Chad's hand) Do you want to order?
(thinks and gasps) She touched my hand! I was suppose to touch her hand first. What kind of man am I?
(thinks) He's not even looking at me. Do I have something in my teeth? Of course I don't have anything in my teeth, I haven't eaten in hours. I'm starving! Why won't he order?!
(thinks) Quit drinking! You're gonna explode! Just tell her she makes you nervous. She'll understand. (stops drinking and thinking) Sonny, I need to tell you something.
Yes Chad?
(throws up on her)
(screaming in disgust)
(shocked and runs out)
(thinking) Oh my gosh, I can't believe he just did that! Why am I saying this to myself?! (shouts) Oh my gosh, I can't believe he just did that! Ewww!!
HMr. Henderson
And now give it up for Sonny Munroe!
Thank you West Appleton High! I can't believe a week from now I will be leaving Wisconsin to go to Hollywood! And it's a good thing too because I didn't finish my book report.
HMr. Henderson
Boo!
Sorry Mr. Henderson. But I promise exactly one year from today I will be back home to accept West Appleton's highest honor, the firing of the Cheese Cannon! And to deliver my book report. And even though I will be leaving Wisconsin I will always have cheese in my heart. Gouda! Havarti! Cheddar and Jack!
Wisconsin cheese is an awesome snack!
(puts the book down and smiles) You believe in me Tawni.
Those better be the first words in that book.
PPenelope
I'm giving you one last chance, MacKenzie. If you don't give me your water I'll fill my bottles from the tap. Chad this is where you turn and face me. (turns Chad's chair around and sees Chad looking at pictures of Sonny on his cellphone)
(sad) This is milady at the zoo. This is milady at the pancake house eating a shortstack. This is milady screaming at me to not take pictures of her shortstack.
PPenelope
Chad, what are you doing?
That's what she asked when I took the picture! (crying) Why did I let her go?! Don't look at me!
(crying) I miss you Shortstack!
The bomb! This book is the bomb!
And from the looks of it, it looks like you're almost finished. (smiles)
WHY?!?!?!?!?! And that's our inflight entertainment.
It's a good thing this plane comes with barf bags.
I can't think! (looks at a fortune cookie) I don't need a fortune cookie to make this decision. (throws the fortune cookie away) I choose Sonny.
(cheers)
AAudience
(counting down)
VVicky
(begins to run)
(stops Vicky) Going somewhere, Penelope?
VVicky
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, you're face may say Vicky but your ugly pilot shoes say Penelope. (pulls Vicky's face but it's revealed to be a mask and reveals Penelope)
Penelope? This is like a bad episode of Mackenzie Falls.
(looks at Sonny)
Or a good one.
Tawni figured it out?! Two thousand dollars and three days of my life for nothing! I don't deserve this coat! (takes off her coat)
(hangs up phone) Sonny's still not answering. I'm getting worried.
It's gonna be ok, we're almost there.
You guys, thank you so much for coming to Pauly and Pals with me. Wasn't it great?
Sonny, it's a kids show.
HHank
You know this beef stick?
Yeah this beef stick is my boyfriend. (slaps Chad behind the head)
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