Sonny With a Chance quotes

Nico

And if he wants it back he's gonna have to go through you first!

Grady

Just me?

Sonny

It's like you and... that muffin! Gosh, take a breath.

Tawni

See, this is what a spark looks like.

Chad

(On the phone) No comments, no comments. Look, I am tired of hearing this, I will kiss Sonny when I'm ready. (kiddie voice) Okay mommy, I love you too. (pretends to kiss her and hangs up)

Tawni

I've put together a catalogue of boys I've rejected that I think would settle for you. (hands catalogue to Sonny)

Sonny

(takes catalogue) Aww, Tawni. You know, it's in moments like this you learn to appreciate having real friends.

Sonny

(puts down catalogue and stands up) I'm gonna go find one.

Nico

(to Grady) I told you there's no such thing as ghosts.

Merry Sickmas everybody!

Is it a puppy?!

Better!

Is it a baby brother?!

Somebody's!

(gasps) No way! (rips the wrapping and the package was Joe Jonas trapped inside a life size toy box)

Let me out!

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! You got me Joe Jonas for Christmas! (opens the box)

What am I doing in here? (looks around)

Mommy, he's so lifelike. I wonder if he wets himself.

Not since I was six. What's going on here? One minute I'm walking on stage. The next minute there's a burlap sack over my head. And now I'm a Christmas present?!

The best Christmas present ever! (hugs Joe)

Yes he is sweetie. And you know what? We got you all of the accessories!

Uh huh! The Joe Jonas Car!

You stole my car?!

Ladies and gentlemen, Sonny Munroe and Joe Jonas.

Sonny

(singing) Didn't know what to get you, ordinary just wouldn't do. But I just found my perfect gift for you. I hear church bells ringing. (Joe joins in) Carolers are singing, harmony with me now. (smiles at Joe)

(singing and looks at Sonny) You are looking so lovely. (Sonny joins in) Even if the lights go out. We got mistletoe and firelight on this cold December night. The snow outside will set the mood as I sing my song.

We've got mistletoe.

Mistletoe.

And firelight

And firelight.

On this cold December night. The snow outside will set the mood as I sing my song for you.

Sonny

Sing my song. (Joe joins in) Sing my song for you.

Sonny

Oh well... Maybe I should date Efron then...

Chad

Do not even joke about that!

Grady

(annoyed) Everything always goes Grant's way.

Sonny

(wearing funny glasses) Okay great first day of camp guys. Now remember pies are for eating not throwing. (ducks down after a pie is thrown at her) I know what cabin you sleep in Brian! (closes the door then her cellphone rings and she takes off the glasses) Hello?

Chad

What?

Sonny

Hello?

Chad

Sonny? Sonny? I can't hear you. Hold on, I'll try to move around, find a good spot.

Sonny

Chad? Hey I can't hear you either. The reception's horrible.

Chad

(moving around) Thank you, you're adorable too. I gave my list to Mr. Condor.

Sonny

No I didn't see a condor, but I think I saw a eagle.

Chad

No! No, no, no. Everything I'm asking for is legal!

Sonny

Okay, I'm not sure what you're asking but my advice is don't be greedy.

Chad

That is great advice! I will be greedy!

Sonny

No! Why would you beat Grady? (door knocks and Sonny opens it) Brian put that pie down. (ducks again) I gotta go. (hangs up)

Chad

(running) You'll never replace me!

I'm the new Mackenzie!

Grady

You're the new Mackenzie?

I'm the new Mackenzie!

Chad

(being carried by security guards) You're the new Mackenzie?

I am the new Mackenzie! Delta Nu!

Nico

Is it in the salmon?

Sonny

(eats the salmon) Aw, it's just fishy.

Grady

(covered in water) So, uh, so did Marshall like the sketch?

Sonny

(nervously playing with a spring toy)

Tawni

(takes the spring toy away)

Sonny

Sorry. I feel like I just got called to the principal's office.

Tawni

I was home schooled. I feel like I'm in my mother's kitchen.