Haven't heard from you in a while.
Yeah, I've been busy.
You know, your mother passed away three months ago. Cancer. She asked about you. Everyone does. Saw you on that TV show, eating that bug or whatever it was. And we all saw you become President. Everyone said to me "Oh, how's your boy doing? You must be so proud of him!" I would nod my head. But I didn't have the heart to tell 'em I was embarrassed. Embarrassed to see you on that TV screen, making a fool of yourself. Making a fool of the Frog name! Do you have any idea -- any idea how hard it's been for me?!
I-I'm sorry.
Sorry?! Be sorry for your poor mother, whose last words were "Where is he? Where's my boy? Where's my boy?" No! No! You walked out on this family, and now you come back? Now?! You have the nerve to show your face around here? You're a disgrace! Get out of my house! [turns away from him and cries silently as he leaves] I have no son...
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