Allan quotes from Smiling Friends

Mr. Landlord?!

Damn, DAMN! Foiled again! Damn you to hell! My ingenious plan, ruined!

Wh-- Why did you do this? I thought you were dead! Why did you pretend to be a beautiful woman?!

You know why, Allan! To hang out with you again! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that damn dirty dog!

[rolls back his sleeves] I'm gonna kill you! [lunges at Mr. Landlord and misses]

We'll meet again, Allan! Till next time...! [runs away on water]

Allan, are you okay? What happened?

My date turned out to be my landlord and he tricked me, and I... I got a red rocket from him.

...Oh.

You didn't need to say the last part, man. You could've left that off.