Mark quotes from Skins

Oh yes, my boy, we're going to do this my way now, you hear me!? The gravy train has terminated, terminated! You lazy little fucker.

Mark! -

Mark

Did Tony fail this?

Sid

No.

Mark

No, of course not! And why? Why didn't he fail it?

Sid

He doesn't take History.

Mark

Right! [beat] You are going to get something, something right, if it is the last thing I ever do! What's your next class?

Sid

Drama.

Mark

Right! Drama! Home! Coursework! Fucking perfection! Or else!

Sid

Why are you talking in very short sentences?

Mark

Emphasis! Drama! Fuck off!

Mark

Sid, have you got a razor I can borrow? [Looks astonished at what meets him]

Sid

It's OK, Dad. Michelle's just a bit upset.

Mark

Finally! [calls his wife] Liz... Yeah. [Excitedly] Hey listen. It's conclusive! He's not gay!

Sid

Why don't you stand up to him?

Mark

Dad's always been ill.

Sid

[enquiringly] What with?

Mark

It's uh... [scoffs] I don't actually know. I think everytime I see him, it's gonna be the last time and you can't take chances with that.

Sid

He calls you stupid and useless and crap.

Mark

[glumly] My father's disappointed. They often are.

Sid

[enquiringly] Is that how you see me?

Mark

[turning around and calmly] Never.

Sid

I'm useless and crap. I fuck everything up and it drives you mad.

Mark

[walking to Sid] Do you hear me Sid? Never.

[sneering] Cannae hold onto your woman, eh?

Mark

Fuck off out of my house, you miserable Scottish cunt!

[in disbelief] You... You, you... what!?

Mark

[approaches Alex] I know what your game is, Alex. It's a fucking good yin. But I'm not buying it, you got me?

Sid

[Enquiringly] Dad?

Mark

It's okay, Sid. [Raises his voice] They're all leaving! RIGHT NOW! [Alex looks shocked]

Sid

I think I dumped Cassie. She's with some guy.

Mark

They're always with some guy. If they're special, you just have to make sure that guy is you. Alright?