[Mark catches Sid and Michelle in a compromising situation]
Sid, have you got a razor I can borrow? [Looks astonished at what meets him]
It's OK, Dad. Michelle's just a bit upset.
[Nervously, he offers a thumbs-up and leaves]
Finally! [calls his wife] Liz... Yeah. [Excitedly] Hey listen. It's conclusive! He's not gay!
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