Tex quotes from Shining Time Station

The first job Tex and me had was inside a radio in a bank. Always had to play "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?".

Well, what's why the best place to work is a train station. 'Cause you get to play songs like...

Erie Canal.

Can you believe Schemer? He thinks today's April Fools Day, just 'cause the kids changed the date on the calendar.

And because he's out to trick everyone, he thinks everyone's out to trick him.

Maybe one of us oughta tell Schemer he's makin' a mistake, Tex.

Go right ahead, Rex.

[in unison] Not! [laugh]

I have been looking everywhere for you!

Hey, there, big brother! Look at all these tiny people I found. They talk too much, but I've got them under control.

[laughs] Your sister's quite a card. A joker!

She was just tellin' us about when you was younger.

And you ran outside.

And your pants fell down!

Well, that's pretty much the bare facts.

The naked truth.

Yeah, the long and the shorts of it.

How could you?!